Seriously, conversations like this make me all kinds of happy:
Me, talking books: I just really wouldn’t suggest those to a LDS audience, but you know what I mean. Too much homosexuality, too much language…you know.
Bookstore guy: With you, I already figured that.
Hahaha, amen, brother.
Seriously, if you’re looking for the traditional Terry Brooks/David Eddings fantasy recommendations, I’m the wrong person to talk to. Also, if you tend to get easily offended by language or subject matter, better stay away from me, because my company gets you straight to Hell. Yes, all seven of them 8)